last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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