OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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