stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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