So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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