porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I understand Curling. That high.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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