We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
