we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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