You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
