new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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