I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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