I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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