Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
