Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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