I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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