i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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