We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no you cant smoke seaweed
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Randomize
