so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
