yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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