I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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