You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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