She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
handjob tips. give me some.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
