dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
This girl is more easily done than said...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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