Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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