Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Couch. On fire.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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