U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My vagina just clenched in fear
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