guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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