i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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