His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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