what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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