DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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