ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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