I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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