would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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