Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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