Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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