just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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