Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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