her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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