what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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