We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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