Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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