Who did Billy Mays play for?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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