just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I need water and some morals
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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