I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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