My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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