I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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