ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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