Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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