it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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