and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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