Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Found your dick twin last night
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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