Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
