I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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