i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I am available for nakedness
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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