my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He shit in the fireplace
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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